If voting could
really change
things,it'd be illegal.
War does not
determine who
is right,it
determines who
is left.
If con is
the opposite
of pro,what's
the opposite of
congress?
Don't steal...
that's the
government's job.
Always
remember
you're unique,
just like everyone else.
Satisfaction is
the death of desire.
Cheers to alcohol!
the liquid that
starts and solves
all of life's problems.
Fighting for
peace is
like fucking
for virginity.
It's not the fall
that kills you...i
t's the sudden
stop at the end.
Rome did
not create
a great empire
by having
meetings.
They did it
by killing
those who
opposed them.
In a world
where you
can be
anything,
be yourself.
Imagine what
i could do
if i had all
of my brain cells.
Taxes,
depression,
and death:
three things
you can
always depend on.
Nothing is more
painful than realizing
you hurt the
one person
you truly care about.
A true friend
walks in
when everyone
else walks out.
I've
gone to put
your underwear
on a flagpole.
Never slap a guy.If he does anything to deserve that just beat the shit out of him.
Stand up for your beleif,even if you're standing alone.
Love isn't who you can picture yourself with,it's who you can't picture yourself without.
Due to budget cuts,the light at the end of the tunnel has been shut off.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
If this were a free country,i'd own it by now.
Just remember,if the world didn't suck,we'd fall off.
It's too early in the morning for suicide...wait another hour or two.
Why go to high school when you can go to school high.
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